Monday, December 22, 2008

jOkE

"If I sold my house and my car,had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church,would I get into heaven?"May asked the children in Sunday school class.
"No!"the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church everyday,mowed the yard,and kept everything neat and tidy,would I get into heaven?"
Again,the answer was,"No!"
"Well,"she continued,"then how can I get into heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out,"You've got to be dead!"

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