sAd New yeAR

2008 is coming to an end in a matter of few hours, 2009 is coming in a matter of few hours,
I dislike the coming of 2009, but will leap 4 joy as it come to an end,
I dislike the coming of March 2010, because then my future will be decided,
Will I be a engineer depends on a sheet of paper,
Y is life like this, how I wish I could be my pet cat instead of me,
and if I come face to face with the person who suggest to have major exams like SPM,
I will give him not a piece of my mind but ten pieces of it.

jOkE

While working as a television-news cameraman,Joe arrived at an accident scene,and a cameraman from another station pulled up behind him.As he parked the news truck,Joe heard a policeman on the scanner using the radio phonetic alphabet to alert other officers. "Beware that the Mike Echo Delta India Alpha has arrived," he said.
Joe approached the officer,looked him in the eye and said, "You might be surprise to know that some of us in the Mike Echo Delta India Alpha can Sierra Papa Echo Lima Lima."

jOkE

One afternoon a man is driving down a country road when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a large field.The farmer is doing nothing and looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car,walks all the way out to the farmer and says, "Excuse me,sir,but what are you doing?"
The farmer replies, "I'm trying to win a Nobel prize."
"How?" asks the man,puzzled.
"Well,I heard they give the Nobel prize to people who are outstanding in their field."

jOkE

Stopping at a restaurant advertising a "Unique Breakfast",a man asked the waitress what it was,and was told,"Baked chicken tongue."
"That's disgusting!" the man said."I'd never eat something that came out of a chicken's mouth."
"What would you like then?" the waitress asked.
"Just bring me scrambled eggs," the man replied.

jOkE

One day a woman tried to board with an enormous bag.The lead flight attendant told her why it would not fit,but the woman argued that her bag was a carry-on because it had wheels and a handle.Without blinking the attendant said,"My Honda has wheels and a handle,but that doesn't make it a carry-on."

hOhOhO.....

HOHOHO...Merry Christmas every1
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Happy Birthday 2 Jesus
N oso
Happy Birthday 2 Aaron

jOkE

While driving her two young sons to a funeral,Ginny tried to prepare them by talking about burial and what we believe happens after death.The boys behaved well during the long service,but at the grave site Ginny discovered her explanations weren't as thorough as she'd initially thought.
In a loud voice,her four-year-old asked,"Mum,what's in the box?"

jOkE

Over dinner,Karen and her husband were discussing a small party they had thrown the night before."The Andersons are such an interesting couple,"she said,"She has an MA from BU,and he has a PhD from MIT."
That's when their young son put down his fork in disgust.
"What's wrong?"Karen asked.
To which he replied,"You're always spelling,and I never know what you're talking about."

jOkE

An English teacher wrote the words,"Woman without her man is nothing"on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The young man wrote:"Woman,without her man,is noting."
The young woman wrote:"Woman!Without her,man is noting."

jOkE

"If I sold my house and my car,had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church,would I get into heaven?"May asked the children in Sunday school class.
"No!"the children all answered.
"If I cleaned the church everyday,mowed the yard,and kept everything neat and tidy,would I get into heaven?"
Again,the answer was,"No!"
"Well,"she continued,"then how can I get into heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted out,"You've got to be dead!"

iQ queStiON

Question: Y doesn't Dracula hav any friends?
Answer : Becoz he's a pain in d neck.
(highlite 2 know d answer)

FaLLen iLL

sore throat n running nose makes my voice like a girl's....so sexy n hot....hahahahaha....halo every 1 nice 2 meet u,I'm Joanne jeje 4 a few days B4 I'm healthy again....hahahahaha

jOkE

A drunk walk into a lounge.After staring at a beautiful woman who was sitting at the bar for ten minutes,he sauntered over to her and kissed her on the mouth.She jumped up and slapped him hard.

"I'm sorry,"he said."I thought you were my wife.You look like her."
"Ugh.Get away from me you worthless,insufferable,no-good drunk!"she yelled.
"Wow,"he said."You even sounded like her."

aNoTHer jOkE

While out golfing one day,a young couple watched in horror as a stray shot crashed through the window of a nearby house.Rushing up,they saw a handsome man in a turban.

"We're terribly sorry!"the husband said.

"Not at all,"replied the man."I am a genie,trapped for a thousand years until your golf ball came through the window and broke the bottle that was my prison.Please allow me to grant whatever you wish."
The astonished couple asked to become scratch golfers."It is done!"cried the genie,snapping his fingers.Then they asked to become rich.Clapping his hands,the genie said,"I have set up a standing order to put $100,000 into your account every month for life."
"How can we ever tank you?"said the husband.
"There is 1 thing,"replied the genie."I have been imprisoned for a thousand years and I have forgotten what it is to hold a woman in my arms.If you could spare your beautiful wife for a single night..."The husband and wife decided they could live with this.
After a night of passion,the young wife was about to rejoin her husband when the genie ask her age."Twenty-nine,"she replied.
"I see,"he said,"and you still believe in genies?"

jOkE

Henry was placed in front of the firing squad,and just before the order to shoot was given,he yelled out,"Earthquake!" Everyone panicked.In the confusion,Henry jumped over the wall and escaped.
Charlie was next,and while the squad reassembled,he pondered what Henry had done.Before they could shoot,he shouted,"Tornado!" Again,the squad scattered and Charlie slipped away to safety.
Last in line was George.He thought, I see the pattern here.Just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall.As the firing squad raised their rifles and took aim,George grinned smugly and yelled,"Fire!"

"...my shoe is flying,but i'm still running..."

(in case u canot c my shoe,its between d red & yellow fence on d right)

AARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i haven prepare Christmas present yet...ONLI 5 MORE DAYS 2 CHRISTMAS EVE!!!!!

HalO,wELcomE

title says all
HALO AND WELCOME