Thursday, December 18, 2008

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Henry was placed in front of the firing squad,and just before the order to shoot was given,he yelled out,"Earthquake!" Everyone panicked.In the confusion,Henry jumped over the wall and escaped.
Charlie was next,and while the squad reassembled,he pondered what Henry had done.Before they could shoot,he shouted,"Tornado!" Again,the squad scattered and Charlie slipped away to safety.
Last in line was George.He thought, I see the pattern here.Just scream out a disaster and hop over the wall.As the firing squad raised their rifles and took aim,George grinned smugly and yelled,"Fire!"

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