A drunk walk into a lounge.After staring at a beautiful woman who was sitting at the bar for ten minutes,he sauntered over to her and kissed her on the mouth.She jumped up and slapped him hard.
"I'm sorry,"he said."I thought you were my wife.You look like her.""Ugh.Get away from me you worthless,insufferable,no-good drunk!"she yelled.
"Wow,"he said."You even sounded like her."
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